Action (TV Series)

Blood Money (1999)

Illeana Douglas: Wendy Ward

Quotes 

• Wendy Ward : Adam, do you know what I used to do?

  Adam Rafkin : You were a prostitute.

  Wendy Ward : Adam, do you know what a two-fingered Mexican oil job is?

  Adam Rafkin : No.

  Wendy Ward : I do. Do you know what a double-knobbed rubber-bottom sex-basket is?

  Adam Rafkin : No.

  Wendy Ward : I own one, Adam. Adam, have you ever had a Dominican face-hat?

  Adam Rafkin : No.

  Wendy Ward : Of course you haven't. Cause I'm one of only six people in the world who knows how to do it, and Adam, when you get to page 80 I will do it *to you*.

• Wendy Ward : I'm even gonna throw in the incredibly difficult reverse ceiling squad, which normally requires a permission slip from a cardiologist.