Action (TV Series)

Re-Enter the Dragon (1999)

Illeana Douglas: Wendy Ward

Quotes 

• Wendy Ward : I really like how even though I'm a hooker you don't treat me like a hooker.

  Peter Dragon : Thank you.

  Wendy Ward : You're welcome. Here's your bill.

  Peter Dragon : All right. It's a pretty impressive group of documents you've got here.

  Wendy Ward : Thank you. I've got Windows 98.

  Uncle Lonnie : You know, she was very helpful around the house. Especially those times when you overdosed in your own vomit you know.

  Wendy Ward : Thanks, Lonnie. See, I kept extensive notes of all of our activities, and then I itemized. See I broke it into different... straight, and there are oral, and others.

  Peter Dragon : You definitely broke it down three ways.

  Wendy Ward : Oh, that reminds me. I forgot about the tree-ways. Now, you know what, what the hell, I just throw those in, on the house.

  Peter Dragon : Oh, I hope so, I never even *touched* a guy.

• Peter Dragon : Wendy, I trust you. You complete me.

  Wendy Ward : I hate it when people try to pass off movie dialogue and use it in real conversation!

  Peter Dragon : Well frankly, Wendy, I don't give a damn.

• Stuart Glazer : What if we cut the scene where the street gang sets fire to the Beverly Hills Hotel, rapes the supermodel, and plucks out her left eye? Hm?

  Adam Rafkin : Oh, come on! Are you kidding me? That's the funniest scene in the picture!

  Peter Dragon : Thank you!

  Stuart Glazer : True, but it always bothered me, I mean, a supermodel running around the rest of the picture with an eye patch.

  Peter Dragon : I don't agree. Deformity's sexy. I picture Drew Barrymore with, like, an eye patch, a club foot, maybe a lisp. Well, she *has* a lisp, but quite frankly, the whole picture gives me an erection.

  Wendy Ward : Yeah, I knew a working girl with no legs, made twenty-five hundred a night just sitting there. Spinning.

• Wendy Ward : Is that the gun I gave you for Hanukkah?