Action (TV Series)

Re-Enter the Dragon (1999)

Buddy Hackett: Uncle Lonnie

Quotes 

• Uncle Lonnie : You're threatening me? That's a laugh... I'm seventy-nine years old. I've got one kidney, one ball and one lung. I take Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes, and you're threatening me? Who are you frightening?

• Wendy Ward : I really like how even though I'm a hooker you don't treat me like a hooker.

  Peter Dragon : Thank you.

  Wendy Ward : You're welcome. Here's your bill.

  Peter Dragon : All right. It's a pretty impressive group of documents you've got here.

  Wendy Ward : Thank you. I've got Windows 98.

  Uncle Lonnie : You know, she was very helpful around the house. Especially those times when you overdosed in your own vomit you know.

  Wendy Ward : Thanks, Lonnie. See, I kept extensive notes of all of our activities, and then I itemized. See I broke it into different... straight, and there are oral, and others.

  Peter Dragon : You definitely broke it down three ways.

  Wendy Ward : Oh, that reminds me. I forgot about the tree-ways. Now, you know what, what the hell, I just throw those in, on the house.

  Peter Dragon : Oh, I hope so, I never even *touched* a guy.