- Borat: America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.
- Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good?
- Dr. C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect.
- Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number?
- Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well...
- Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it...
- Dr. C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.
- Ali G: Well, that obviously ain't the real reason.
- Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth.
- [at baseball game]
- Borat: Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side win?
- Baseball fan: That is not done in baseball.
- Borat: But maybe fifty dollar...
- Baseball fan: No, no, no.
- Borat: You want I pay him fifty dollar...?
- Baseball fan: No, no, no, no, no.
- Borat: I have forty thousand tampon, no applicator. You want I give to the umpire?
- Baseball fan: I don't think so.
- Borat: You think he will mind that there is no applicator?