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Quotes
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Sydney Bristow : You know any jokes? Cause I could use one.
Michael Vaughn : This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Hey, we have a drink named after you." And the grasshopper says...
Sydney Bristow : You have a drink named Doug?
Michael Vaughn : Well I was going to use Phil.
Sydney Bristow : [big smile] Phil is certainly no funnier than Doug.
Michael Vaughn : [big smile] Well, I'm sorry. It's a non-humorous joke.
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Michael Vaughn : Remember the rumour going around the agency around the Cold War about the Soviets raising sleeper agents as Americans? Now, I know it sounds potentially paranoid, but this is how they would do it if they managed to get their test in circulation here. They could have contacted hundreds of kids.
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Michael Vaughn : Look, I know this will drive you insane, but we can't employ you because you have a criminal record.
Will Tippin : I have a criminal record because of a drug habit I never had.
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Sydney Bristow : Did you close your eyes at all?
Michael Vaughn : Not enough. You talk in your sleep.
Sydney Bristow : No... What did I say?
Michael Vaughn : "Don't frost the Pie." It seemed really important.
[They laugh]
Sydney Bristow : I had no idea...
