All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie Is Branded (1973)

John Putch: Boy Scout

Quotes 

• Boy Scout : Hey Mister, you know you got your flag hung up wrong?

  Archie Bunker : Now listen, Boy Scout - you're talkin' to a veteran of World War II. This is the way we used to hang the flag on the fire.

  Boy Scout : You were doin' it wrong. The stars are supposed to go in the other corner. You want me to hang it the right way for ya?

  Archie Bunker : Uhhh, yeah yeah, all right. You could do that. But uh, listen - no tip, that ain't a good deed.

  Boy Scout : [picks up the flag off the hanger and notices the swastika painted on the door underneath]  Hey Mister, you know you got a swastika on your door?

  Archie Bunker : Awwwww, sheeeesshhhh... gimme the flag, kid, now GET LOST, HAH?