All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Fraud (1972)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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• Archie Bunker : [Gloria comes home from work, and Mike greets her with hugs and kisses]  Look at them two over there. Can't yous two come up for air?

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Daddy, I haven't seen him all day.

  Archie Bunker : You want to see him, open your eyes and step back.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Be nice, Daddy. I worked hard today.

  Archie Bunker : So did I, little girl, but you don't see me comin' home and slobberin' all over your mother.

  Edith Bunker : No, that's right, Gloria. Your father was never much of a slobberer. He's more of a pecker.