- Bobbi Jo Loomis: [while flirtatious Bobbi Jo has the Duke's photo album layed out on her lap, having asked Archie to pick out the Duke, she catches Archie instead staring at her large chest] Archie, you're not gonna find him lookin' there.
- Edith Bunker: Sgt. Loomis threw himself on a live Italian for Archie.
- Archie Bunker: Edith, it's an Italian grenade. Grenade.