- Ally McBeal, Victor Morrison: It's not like we were having so much fun talking. You barely said a poop. Victor quickly intervenes, Peep.
- Barry Dekumbis: I want you to know, because I don't hand out compliments freely... you are the scummiest, most disgusting attorneys I have ever encountered.
- Wilson Jade: Thank you.
- Barry Dekumbis: They set the bar so low. And you just slithered under it.
- Wilson Jade: We try.