- John Cage: The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.
- Liza Bump: John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.
- John Cage: Bigamy is a little more serious.
- Liza Bump: [coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?
- John Cage: [flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?
- Liza Bump: Oh, yeah. Force of habit.
- Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump. I'll ask you to proceed without the nonsense.
- John Cage: [reading notes] OK, uh... Mmm, no, I'm sorry. All I had left was nonsense.
- John Cage: [sits back down]
- A.D.A. Tisbury: How many more men do you plan to marry, Mrs. - is it Carrens or Lewiston?
- Nicole Naples: It's Naples. It... sounds like you disapprove.
- A.D.A. Tisbury: Well, bigamy is not my choice for a lifestyle.
- Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a choice?
- A.D.A. Tisbury: No, I don't.
- Nicole Naples: So it's not a choice?
- A.D.A. Tisbury: I'm asking the questions here.
- Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a question?
- A.D.A. Tisbury: No. It's not even a question.
- Nicole Naples: Then what do you have to ask me?
- A.D.A. Tisbury: Your Honor...
- Judge Seymour Walsh: Ms. Naples?
- Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Cage, one more outburst, I will tape your mouth SHUT. Do not think I'm kidding. Now sit.