American Dad! (TV Series)
Con Heir (2005)
Daran Norris: Jack Smith
Quotes
-
Jack : [after Stan discovers his dad is a jewel thief, one-eyed Jack locks Stan in a cage so he can't turn him in] Sorry son, but I can't go to prison. Do you have any idea what they'd do to my eye socket in there?
-
Hayley Smith : So, you're a despicable CIA fascist like my father.
Jack : No, dollface, I work for the Scarlet Alliance. It's more secret, more deadly, and everyone wears a turtleneck.
Klaus : Sounds like a disco I used to frequent in Berlin. I did lines with Falco in the men's room. Greedy, greedy Falco.
-
Jack : Now son, breaking in to a safe is like making love to a woman.
Stan Smith : So, we should just pound on it for like two minutes?
-
Stan Smith : I can't believe you would choose being a jewel thief over the two most important things, being a spy and your son's love.
Jack : [pretending to be on the phone] Hello French Riviera can I buy a shato with my sons love?
Stan Smith : Yes, yes, we've all heard the bit.