The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Andy and Opie, Housekeepers (1961)

Ron Howard: Opie Taylor

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Quotes 

• Andy Taylor : Yeah, this place looks neat as a pin.

  Opie Taylor : Sure does, Pa.

  Andy Taylor : Makes you feel good, don't it? Kind of a warm feelin' right in the middle of your stomach, lightness around your heart, your head two or three feet above your shoulders. You know why you're feelin' that way, don't you, boy?

  Opie Taylor : 'Cause I'm pooped.

• Aunt Bee Taylor : And as for you, young man, the next time you take a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to your room and you don't finish it, would you mind having the decency to put it on the night table instead of under your pillow?

  Opie Taylor : Oh, so that's where it went.

• Andy Taylor : Opie, Aunt Bee's comin' in this afternoon.

  Opie Taylor : She is?

  Andy Taylor : Yeah. I told her everythin' was in order. Can you imagine what she's gonna say when she sees the place lookin' like this?

  Opie Taylor : Uh-huh. She'll say,

  [puts his hands on his hips] 

  Opie Taylor : "Land sakes alive! Look at this house, just look at it. If it wasn't for me, this house wouldn't be fit to live in."