The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Andy the Marriage Counselor (1961)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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Quotes 

• Barney Fife : I see what you did wrong, now.

  Andy Taylor : Huh?

  Barney Fife : You was holdin' the knife in the wrong hand.

  Andy Taylor : Oh, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more considerate next time I attack you.

• Barney Fife : Throw the book at 'em.

  Andy Taylor : Wouldn't do any good. Jennie'd just pick it up and throw it back at Fred.

• Barney Fife : What would you do if you was tryin' to arrest a dangerous criminal and he was comin' at you with a knife, but you was unarmed? What would you do?

  Andy Taylor : Uh, run.

• [Andy and Barney have just been called to calm the Boones] 

  Barney Fife : Now, Jennie, put that cup down! Put it down *right now*!