The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Aunt Bee's Medicine Man (1963)

John Dehner: Colonel Harvey

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• Colonel Harvey : [trying to give Andy a bottle of elixir, on the house]  No, please, Sheriff, test it! See if it doesn't make you feel better!

  Andy Taylor : I feel fine. Let's go, Barney.

  Colonel Harvey : [pityingly]  None so blind as those who will not see.

• Andy Taylor : [when Colonel Harvey insists he just wants to help people]  Yeah, I guess there *is* a great need.

  Colonel Harvey : Sheriff, if you only knew. If you only knew.

• Colonel Harvey : Are you feeling tired and run down? Do you drag yourself out of bed in the morning? Does life seem hardly worth living? Then, friends, give me your attention! Your undivided attention!

  Opie Taylor : Ah, heck. It's just another commercial.

• Colonel Harvey : My mission in life is health! Is zest! Is vigor! Is the joy of living! What I offer you is no medicine! It is far more than that! It is a tonic! An elixir to purge the body! Are you overweight? Do you worry too much? Worry about money? Worry about the future? Well, then, friends, let me ask you one thing: have you ever seen a fat, old, worried Indian? Have you ever known an Indian with ulcers?

  Barney Fife : [to Andy]  I ain't ever known an Indian. Have you?