The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Ellie Comes to Town (1960)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Emma Brand : Sheriff, I come to report a murder.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : A murder?
Emma Brand : That's right.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Somebody's been murdered?
Emma Brand : Yes.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Who?
Emma Brand : Me!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : You?
Emma Brand : Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Miss, uh, Miss Walker?
Emma Brand : She's the one! Now, Sheriff, go arrest her! Do your duty!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now, Emma, they's... they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet.
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Barney Fife : [looking for a legal precedent to make Ellie sell Emma her pills] Wilson sues Thorpe for refusin' to sell him arsenic to kill rats in his cellar. Pharmacist Thorpe claimed arsenic would be dangerous to Wilson's personal safety as Wilson was not a responsible person. Wilson, however, proved beyond any doubt that he was safe and responsible, won the case and purchased his arsenic on Tuesday, May 4.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : That's good. We got her.
Barney Fife : He was buried on Friday, May 7.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, we just lost her again.
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : Oh, I'll say one thing for you, Emma. When you have a pain, it really goes places.
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : Poor old soul. She's started to walk crooked.