The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Manhunt (1960)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : You're guarding all the main roads.
Capt. Barker : [coldly] Something wrong with that?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, no, not if you expecting that criminal to come through here on the bus, but you got to give some thought to the idea that he might get sneaky about that thing, come down one of the side roads.
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Deputy Barney Fife : He got the drop on me.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : You mean he had a gun?
Deputy Barney Fife : Ugh... well... he has NOW.
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : Did you ever know Emma Brand's sciatica to be just fine? Or anything else about her for that matter?
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : I'm dogged it don't make a fella feel right bad to get ten-foured right in the middle of a idea.
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Opie Taylor : Pa, what kind of bait are you puttin' on my line?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Why, that's fish-catchin' bait. That's the idea, you know, to catch fish.
Opie Taylor : That looks more like a piece of ham from our lunch.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Is that right? Well, now, that's probably 'cause it's a piece of ham from our lunch.
Opie Taylor : Pa, you're s'posed to use fish bait.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now, son, all them fish ever see down there all day long's other fish, and they get mighty sick of it, too. Now-now, don't it just stand to reason that they might just perk up at the sight of a piece of meat?
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Deputy Barney Fife : Andy, you can't let Otis go.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, I have to. His sentence is up.
Deputy Barney Fife : But he's the only prisoner we've got.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well?
Deputy Barney Fife : Well, what are the state police gonna think when they get here and find we got an empty jail? They gonna think this is just a hick town where nothin' ever happens.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now, you got to admit that-that's about the size of it.
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Deputy Barney Fife : You'll never guess what's happened. Something big.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, what is it?
Deputy Barney Fife : Biggest thing ever happened in Mayberry. REAL big. Big. BIG big.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now-now just simmer down, Barney. What is it?
Deputy Barney Fife : Well, I'm tryin' to tell ya.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Deputy Barney Fife : Oh, "big" ain't the word for it.