Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Grief Counselor (2002)
Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler
Quotes
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Jessica Green : The company is making us go to a grief counselor.
Andy Richter : A grief counselor? What if we're not sad?
Jessica Green : It's mandatory.
Byron Togler : They can dictate our emotions now?
Andy Richter : [narrating] Let's just imagine for a moment what that would look like.
P.A. Voice Over : Attention. The following emotions will be felt by the following people: Jenkins: bitter. Thompson: hopeful. Richter: happy. Togler: disgruntled.
Byron Togler : Damn! I always get disgruntled! I'm sick of it.
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Jessica Green : I didn't kill Charlie!
Byron Togler : [condescendingly] No. Of course you didn't.
Jessica Green : I. DIDN'T.
Byron Togler : You yelled at him!
Jessica Green : When they perform an autopsy they're not going to find my yelling in his veins, they're going to find your bacon-chili-cheese-fries of death!
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Byron Togler : [Byron feels it's his fault that the company grief counselor committed suicide, leaving a note saying she "just couldn't take all the sadness"] I killed the grief counselor. And I killed her with my pain. Do you know what it's like to kill someone with your pain?
[pause]
Byron Togler : It hurts!