Angel (TV Series)

Disharmony (2001)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

Quotes 

• Cordelia : [on phone with Willow]  Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire? That's why she- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

  [giggles and chuckling wryly] 

  Cordelia : All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo...!

  [long pause while Willow says something] 

  Cordelia : Oh, yeah? Really? Well... that's great. Good for you!

  Willow Rosenberg : [into the phone]  Thanks for the affirmation. Cordelia, Harmony's very dangerous. You have to get out of there.

• Cordelia : [Cordelia talking to Willow on the phone about Harmony]  How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale's that far away, you couldn't afford a little phone call?

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Harmony?

  [she spits toothpaste into her towel] 

  Willow Rosenberg : What about Harmony?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  She's here, in L.A.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Yikes. Big yikes! What happened? Did she come after you?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  Geeyeah. She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Your bedroom? How did she...?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  While I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there. But, I think she got the message that I don't go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  You wounded her?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  She'll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Say what?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  Yeah, I know. Awkward much?

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?