Angel (TV Series)
I Fall to Pieces (1999)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia : What did you put in her tea?
Allen Francis Doyle : Enough whiskey to drop my Aunt Judy. That woman had some girth.
Cordelia : What's the point?
Allen Francis Doyle : Well, it tastes good, and it relaxes ya.
Cordelia : No, I mean of ever going out with anyone.
Allen Francis Doyle : Well, people need people. And people who need people... are the luckiest p...
Cordelia : Either you like them, and they don't like you. Or you can't stand them, which just guarantees that they're gonnahover around and never go away.
Allen Francis Doyle : I-I hate guys like that.
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Cordelia : See? You can save the damsel *and* make decent money. Is this a great country, or what?
Allen Francis Doyle : Hey, let's march down to the bank right now and deposit this beauty.
Angel : You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and *not* burst into flames.
Allen Francis Doyle : Oh, right, you're pretty much the night-deposit guy.
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Allen Francis Doyle : He likes playin' the hero. Walkin' off into the dark, his long coat flowin' behind him in that mysterious and attractive way.
Cordelia : Is this a private moment? 'Cause, I could leave you alone.
Allen Francis Doyle : No, I'm not sayin' I'm attracted...
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Cordelia : I know Angel's been working day and night to help people fight their personal demons. But *I* need a raise.
Allen Francis Doyle : A raise? You've been working for him for, what, 20 minutes?
Cordelia : A month. And I have needs.
Allen Francis Doyle : Needs?
Cordelia : A person... needs... certain... designer... things.
Allen Francis Doyle : Personally, I don't think you need much in the way of clothes.
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Cordelia : We need more of these.
Allen Francis Doyle : Eh, we'll have more soon enough.
Cordelia : Well, we need them now. Have a vision.
Allen Francis Doyle : I just can't perform on demand.
Cordelia : We need the clients. Have a vision.
Allen Francis Doyle : That money's corrupted you.
Cordelia : If I hit you in the head, would you have a vision?
Allen Francis Doyle : Get away from me. You're insane.
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Cordelia : You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.
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Cordelia : It's just so unfair. I mean, this poor girl, she hooks up with a doctor. That should be a good thing. You should be able to call home and say, "Mom, guess what? I met a doctor." Not, "Guess what? I met a psycho. He's stalking me and, oh, by the way, his hands and feet come off and he's not even in the circus."
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Cordelia : I don't get it. This guy has a lot to lose. What is it about Melissa that got him to go all O.J. on her?
Angel : Nothing. It's not about Melissa, it's about rage. This guy is too messed up to deal with a real woman and he can't stand that. So he creates a fantasy about a girl he barely knows. But eventually even she fails him. So he has to hurt her, because when he looks at her all he sees is how useless he is, how damaged...
Cordelia : [interrupting] Uh, what a fun date you must have been in back in your bad vamp days.
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Cordelia : Maybe he has an accomplice, or he has a hidden camera. Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural, you know.
Angel : Not everything, but Doyle had a vision.
Cordelia : Which last time led to a sex-changing, body-switching, tear-out-your-innards demon, right. I guess they don't call you for their every day cases.
