Angel (TV Series)

Parting Gifts (1999)

Maury Sterling: Barney

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• Cordelia : Wait! Ahh! A vision! I'm having a vision. A demon, a creepy, little - You! It's definitely you. You're in great, great...

  Barney : Danger?

  Cordelia : Pain!

  [knees him between the legs] 

• Barney : You're him, right? You're the guy. The-the-the vampire with a soul?

  Angel : I'm Angel.

  Barney : Yeah! You gotta help me, please. I-I-I mean, th-that-that's what you do, right? You-you-you help the helpless? You protect the - what do you call 'em - the helpless?

• Barney : First off, you should know, right away, before there's any misunderstanding - I'm a demon.

  Angel : I appreciate your candor.

• Barney : I'm sensing a little performance anxiety here. Little trick, picture everybody...

  Cordelia : [Interrupting]  In their underwear.

  Barney : [slight pause]  I was going to say dead, but hey, if that underwear thing works for you...

• Barney : It's the middle of the day. Shouldn't you be in your coffin?

  Angel : Coffins. I hate that stereotype.

• [preparing to extract Cordelia's eyeballs] 

  Barney : This'll only hurt a lot.

• [Barney plans to sell Cordelia to other demons] 

  Barney : I really don't want to hurt you. Bruises bring down the price.

  Cordelia : Help!

  [Barney slugs Cordelia] 

  Barney : But not by much.