Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

His and Her's (1973)

Joanna Lumley: Miss French

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Quotes 

• Captain Peacock : Let me put it another way. Do you have a particular boyfriend?

  Miss French : All my boyfriends are particular.

  Captain Peacock : Of course.

  [coughs] 

  Captain Peacock : Yes. No, no, what I was trying, what I was trying to say was, I wondered if you might by any chance be free to join me for a drink when we close tonight?

  Miss French : [very loudly]  Are you chatting me up?

• Miss French : Have you a changing room I could use?

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : A changing room?

  Mr. Ernest Grainger : Are you having any difficulties, Mr. Humphries?

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Not yet, Mr. Grainger. This young lady wanted to use one of our changing rooms.

  Mr. Ernest Grainger : May I enquire for what purpose?

  Miss French : Would you believe to change?

  Mr. Ernest Grainger : I don't like the tone of your voice. And our changing rooms are not for the use of the female staff.

  Miss French : Oh, all right, then. Have it your own way.

  [takes off her coat and skirt, briefly revealing pantyhose and lingerie, and puts on a very short jumper] 

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [as Mr. Grainger looks shocked and offended and Mr. Lucas as his eyes wide open and glued to Miss French's legs]  A glass of water for Mr. Grainger. And a tranquilizer for Mr. Lucas!

• Miss French : Excuse me, where's your changing room?

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : May I enquire what purpose you want to know for?

  Miss French : I want to change.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : I'm sorry. Our rooms are not staff.

  Miss French : Thank you for your help.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : It was a pleasure.

• Captain Peacock : You've certainly caused a stir in the trouser department.

  Miss French : Yes, this outfit usually gets the men going. It's the gymslip look that does it. That and the stocking tops.

• Miss French : [as the female voice on tape]  Don't move, you man you. Cover your body with me. You're sophisticated and dangerous. You're slightly aloof, yet you have a hint of pulsating virility. You're wearing His, the man-sized perfume.

• Male Voice On Tape : Yes, Sir. If you're wearing His, and, yes, Madam, if you're wearing Hers, you can be sure of instant results. And remember, this week only you get an amazing free gift. For him, a tie, yes, a tie, in these gay irresistible His colors. For the lady, a fantastic pair of garter grip stockings. They never let you down. Keep your chappie happy with something snappy. Get your amazing free gift now, with every purchase of His and Hers!

  Miss French : And today's special price, ladies and gentlemen, eighty five p.