Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
His and Her's (1973)
Wendy Richard: Miss Brahms
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Quotes
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Mrs. Betty Slocombe : It says what?
Miss Shirley Brahms : It says, "With every bottle of Hers, you get a free pair of stockings".
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Mr. Ernest Grainger : "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?".
Mr. Lucas : I beg your pardon, Mr. Grainger?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Mr. Grainger's quoting from "Henry II", when he wanted to bump off Beckett.
Miss Shirley Brahms : Oh, not my nice Mr. Beckett from Hardware?
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : No, no, no. Mr. Grainger played Beckett in Grace Brothers' production of "Murder In The Cathedral".
Mr. Lucas : I'm sorry I missed that.
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : Mr. Grainger was very good, in spite of his gammy leg.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : He fell of the cathedral steps, and Mr. Rumbold and the lads had to murder him in the front row of the stalls.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : It was a very good round of applause.
Miss Shirley Brahms : [about Miss French] Are you suggesting then that we should stab her in the staff canteen?
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Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Please, please, please! Let's marshal all our facts, and find out precisely why this young lady left. Now, first of all, whose finger was it on the button that ruined the tape?
Captain Peacock : Well, it was my finger, but it...
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : No, no, no, no. Just the facts. Now, how did the other voice come into it?
Mr. Lucas : Well, I was talking through my hat, Sir.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Could you be more explicit?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Well, there was a microphone in his hat, Sir.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : I see. Why?
Mr. Lucas : Ah, well... You see, Mr. Grainger said, "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?".
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Did you say that, Mr. Grainger?
Mr. Ernest Grainger : Well, actually, Henry the Second said it.
Mrs. Betty Slocombe : Perhaps I can explain. It wasn't Mr. Grainger who said it in the play, it was Becket. You remember, Mr. Rumbold, he got stabbed in the orchestra stalls.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : That's why he got such a good round of applause.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Now, I may be dense... but has the play got to do with this girl leaving?
Mr. Lucas : Ah, well, you see, Mr. Grainger drew our attention to the fact that Henry the Second wanted to get rid of Becket.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Becket?
Miss Shirley Brahms : Not Beckett from Hardware, no.