Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe (1981)

Nicholas Smith: Mr. Rumbold

Quotes 

• Mrs. Slocombe : [staggers sideways into the office, obviously very drunk]  I hope you're not under the impression that I have been out there boozing, Mr. Rumbold. I simply slipped down to the corner to buy a packet of "crisops."

  Mr. Rumbold : Without doubting your word, Mrs Slocombe, may I ask you to breath into this bag? And let me warn you that your whole future at Grace Brothers depends on it!

  [she breaths into the breathalyzer bag, puts it on Mr Rumbold's desk, and it flies into the air]