- Buster: [about Lucille] It's like she gets off on being withholding.
- Michael Bluth: Whoa, Buster!
- Gob: Look who's ragging on the old lady!
- Buster: Because I'm an uptight
- [long bleep]
- Buster: Buster
- [long bleep]
- Buster: you old horny slut!
- Michael Bluth: [stunned] Nobody's going to top that.
- Michael: [after being burned by the Cornballer] Mother of God! Oh! Every damn time! Oh, this is a big one!
- Narrator: [Michael and Buster are putting on biking gear] Michael decides to fill the void left by his son with his brother.
- Michael: You know, I'm in pretty good shape. You could be eating my dust out there!
- Narrator: And Buster was giving as good as he received.
- Buster: Yeah, and you could be
- [loooooong expletive]
- Buster: that's gonna
- [looooong expletive]
- Buster: !
- Michael: [stunned] Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
- Michael: Oh, and I'm sure you know better than anyone, Lindsay. No borders, no limits, oh go ahead, touch the Cornballer...
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.
- Tobias Fünke: I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so... onward and upward. On...
- Tobias Fünke: [Cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why, Tracy? Why?
- [Lucille is trying to convince Michael to take Buster off her hands]
- Michael Bluth: Okay, he can hang out, but he's going to work. This is not going to be a day at the beach.
- [the camera pans out to show that Buster's wearing beach clothes]
- Steve Holt: [reading the cast list for Tobais's play] Steve Holt!
- Maebe: Steve Holt!
- George Michael Bluth: Stand in for... Steve Holt?
- Steve Holt: [interrupting] Steve Holt!
- George Michael Bluth: [upon reading who he's been cast as in the school play] Stand in for... Steve Holt?
- Steve Holt: Steve Holt!