- Sally Sitwell: Still doing your little tricks?
- George "Gob" Bluth II: Do you consider this to be a little trick?
- [Gob tries to create a fireball, but sprays Sally with lighter fluid instead]
- Sally Sitwell: Did you just... squirt me with something?
- George "Gob" Bluth II: It's lighter fluid. Didn't put in a new flint.
- [trying to cover]
- George "Gob" Bluth II: But still: where did the lighter fluid come from?
- Lindsay Funke: And I'm gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
- Lindsay Funke: I was trying to be sexy. It just got away from me.
- Tobias Fünke: This is the chance to right the small wrong that I did.
- Michael Bluth: You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
- Lucille Austero: You were ashamed to be with me.
- Gob Bluth: No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you! I like being WITH you!
- George Sr.: [George Sr. installs a hot tub in the attic] It's so hot. You got to get it outta here, Mikey, my *eyes*, they're burning.
- Michael Bluth: That's why people don't typically cook in these things or install them in attics.
- George Sr.: They looked good on the package.
- Michael Bluth: Is that chicken marsala stuck in the intake?
- Narrator: And so lunch continued with both Bluth boys trying to prove they weren't interested in the women they were interested in.