Arrested Development (TV Series)

Fakin' It (2006)

Jeffrey Tambor: George Bluth Sr.

Quotes 

• George Bluth Sr. : [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition]  Who's on the list? Any blabbers?

  Michael Bluth : Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them.

  Tobias Fünke : Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything.

  Michael Bluth : [stunned]  That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually.

• Michael Bluth : Is the an "N. Bluth" in the family we don't know about? They say there's been money found in an account under that name.

  George Bluth Sr. : Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn't exist.

  Michael Bluth : Yet you refer to her as a she.

  George Bluth Sr. : He... she... what's the difference?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same.

• Michael Bluth : And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not.

  George Bluth Sr. : You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had.

  Lucille Bluth : Oh, it's so good to laugh again!