- George Bluth Sr.: [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition] Who's on the list? Any blabbers?
- Michael Bluth: Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them.
- Tobias Fünke: Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything.
- Michael Bluth: [stunned] That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually.
- Narrator: And so like two people who no longer felt anything for each other, George Michael and Maeby decided to get married.
- Michael Bluth: I am not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of...
- Gob: You were going to say "mockery", weren't you?
- Michael Bluth: I was in trouble like three words into that.
- Michael Bluth: Is the an "N. Bluth" in the family we don't know about? They say there's been money found in an account under that name.
- George Bluth Sr.: Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn't exist.
- Michael Bluth: Yet you refer to her as a she.
- George Bluth Sr.: He... she... what's the difference?
- Tobias Fünke: Oh here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same.
- Michael Bluth: And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not.
- George Bluth Sr.: You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had.
- Lucille Bluth: Oh, it's so good to laugh again!
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Mock Trial With J. Reinhold spawns imitators.
- Gob: All rise, Bud Cort is now in session!
- Bud Cort: Please be seated.
- Gob: [as Franklin] Hard to be seated when you got someone's hand up your ass!
- Bud Cort: Can we lose the puppet?
- Narrator: And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all.
- Michael: [looking at old family photos] I have an older sister?
- Narrator: So much for not abandoning family.