Arrested Development (TV Series)

Family Ties (2006)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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• Michael : You know, I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.

  Tobias Fünke : Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.

  Michael : OK, that's the last one.

• Michael : [about Nellie]  It's like we finish each other's...

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Sandwiches?

  Michael : Sentences. Why would I say...

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Sandwiches?

• Narrator : And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister.

  Lucille : Michael! What a surprise!

  Michael Bluth : Really? Were you expecting someone else? Maybe one of your... two daughters?

  Lucille : Oh Lindsay and Tobias never visit.

  [laughs] 

  Lucille : Oh we're so bad.

  Michael Bluth : I meant Lindsay and Nellie.

  Lucille : You call him that too? It's so great to be able to talk like this!

• Michael : What's all this?

  George Sr. : Computer stuff from the office.

  Michael : No, no, no, no, pop. You're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? The mass firings?

  Narrator : Before firing his employees, George Sr. would be sure to clear the office of its valuables.

  Ted : So when do we get to see our fancy new offices?

  George Sr. : [closing the truck door]  When you get your fancy new jobs. You're all fired.

  Narrator : The employees never saw it coming, although their first task was to unload their equipment from a truck.

  George Sr. : No, it's not black Friday although I did enjoy those.

• Michael : What the hell is that thing?

  George Sr. : An electromagnet. Think of it as a giant delete key.