Arrested Development (TV Series)
Forget Me Now (2005)
David Cross: Tobias Fünke
Quotes
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Tobias Fünke : You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".
Lindsay Funke : Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
Tobias Fünke : [after showing the business card] Yes, but I didn't stop because of the police inquiries, I stopped to help raise our little girl. Where is Maeby, anyways?
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Buster : [Tobias hands Buster his business card] Ahhhh!
Tobias Fünke : Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist".
Buster : It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.
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Tobias Fünke : See, Buster, it wasn't a loose seal you couldn't stand up to, it was Lucille. Ooh, I'm getting chills. If this were a Lifetime Moment Of Truth movie, this would be our act break.
Narrator : [music begins playing] But it wasn't.