Arrested Development (TV Series)
Making a Stand (2005)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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[upon seeing GOB's banana stand 'mascots']
George Michael : Are those strippers?
Michael : If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers.
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Michael : Oh my god, they just shot off Buster's good arm.
Byron "Buster" Bluth : And that's why you dont use a one-armed person to scare someone!
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Lindsay Bluth Fünke : You two have always fought. I think I have a video tape of that.
Michael : You and half of Orange County.
Narrator : As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another. He believed it created a competitive spirit. He also thought tapes of the footage would be a big hit in the burgeoning home video market. He soon franchised the concept with such titles as "Boyfights 2". "A Boyfights Cookout", and "Backseat Boyfights: The Trip To Uncle Jack's 70."
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Narrator : GOB had just opened up a new banana stand like 20 feet from the old banana stand.
Michael : Oh yeah? Me and my banana stand are going to kick your banana stands ass!
George Michael : It's just going to to back and fourth all day.
Narrator : And it did just that.
[shows a series of photos showing what happened]
Narrator : But the footage it produced was less entertaining than you might imagine, no matter what music was put behind it. It was kind of funny to "Yellow Submarine", but who could afford it?
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Steve Holt : [after GOB opens a new frozen banana stand] We don't even really know the recipe.
George Michael Bluth : There's no recipe. You just freeze a banana and stick it in the...
Michael : [quickly interrupting] Don't tell them!
Steve Holt : Stick it in the what? Stick it in the what?!
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[upon seeing GOB's banana stand "mascots"]
George Michael : Are those strippers?
Michael : If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers.
