Arrested Development (TV Series)
Motherboy XXX (2005)
Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke
Quotes
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...
Lindsay Funke : Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!
Dave Attell : Wow, the service sent you over quick.
Narrator : ...But not the one she's married to.
Lindsay Funke : [he quickly disrobes] You don't cry when you take those off?
Narrator : Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.
George "Gob" Bluth II : Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.
Wife of Gob : Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.
[She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head]
Narrator : Then GOB catches a lucky break.
Judge Lionel Ping : There's no way to tell who this man is.
Narrator : But it doesn't last long.
George "Gob" Bluth II : Oh that's me, your honor, I fucked my wife.
Barry Zuckerkorn : Oh, we've really lost this case.
Narrator : And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!
[Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook]
Buster : Hey, campers.
[the kids all scream and run away]
Buster : I'm a monster!
Michael : This may have been a step backward.
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Lindsay Funke : Oh, God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for Daddys and Daughters.
Lucille : Of course they have father-daughter dances.
Lindsay Funke : They do? He never took me?
Lucille : It was before we did your nose.
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias.
Dave Attell : [Lindsay accidentally wanders into Dave Attell's dressing room] Wow, the service sent you over quick.
[he quickly disrobes]
Narrator : But not the one she's married to.
Lindsay Funke : You don't cry when you take those off?