Arrested Development (TV Series)

Queen for a Day (2005)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don't we pair up? And hit the town together! I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

  Michael : OK, that's enough family stuff for today.

• [the salesman is showing Michael a Corolla] 

  Car Salesman : We have about four hundred of these.

  Michael : I don't know. I don't want anything too popular.

  Car Salesman : It's not popular. We have four hundred of them.

• Gob Bluth : So get this. I took his dress eyebrows.

  Narrator : Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless.

  Michael : He's not gonna be happy about that.

  Gob Bluth : No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.

• Lucille : I bought it using the new unfrozen stock as soon as I received the memo.

  Michael : You mean, the memo that specifically told you not to sell?

  Lucille : Did it say that? I stopped after "unfrozen."

• Barry Zuckerkorn : A company called Standpoor.

  Gob Bluth : Standpoor?

  Michael : As in the opposite of Sitwell, which is run by a certain hairless man who could be very upset with you right now.

  Gob Bluth : What has he to be upset with me about?

  [one of his eyebrows drops down] 

  Michael : You are wearing his eyebrows?

  Gob Bluth : It made me feel dressier.