Arrested Development (TV Series)

Ready, Aim, Marry Me (2005)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

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• Michael Bluth : [looking at a gift basket Michael received]  Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.

  Tobias Fünke : I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

  Michael Bluth : There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.

  Tobias Fünke : [on tape]  Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

  Tobias Fünke : [out loud]  Nothing wrong with that.

  Tobias Fünke : [on tape]  I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

  Tobias Fünke : [out loud]  Context...

  Tobias Fünke : [on tape]  I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

  Narrator : And he realizes there IS something distinct about the way he speaks.

  Tobias Fünke : [out loud]  Tobias... you blow hard!

• Michael Bluth : [looking at the gift basket he received]  You got one of these too, didn't you? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.

  Tobias Fünke : Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

  Michael Bluth : There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

• Tobias Fünke : [after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record conversations of himself speaking]  You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?

  Michael : Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.

  Tobias Fünke : And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.

• Tobias Fünke : Michael, you really are quite the cupid. You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time.