"Arrested Development" Righteous Brothers (TV Episode 2005) - Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth

Michael : Go ahead and tell Gob that I'll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck, so he'll be joining me here. I have a nice, hard cot with this name on it.

Lucille : You'd do that to your own brother?

Michael : I said "cot."
Michael : We cannot afford to lose each other.

Gob : I can't. I already lost a brother today.

Michael : Franklin?

Gob : Well, I didn't lose him, but he's all puckered and white.

Michael : On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.

Gob : [crying] That's the kind of joke he would have loved.
[after George, Sr. escapes from under the model house]

George "Gob" Bluth II : Good news! Dad wasn't crushed to death.

Michael : There was a risk of that?
Dave Williams : Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. This isn't a real house.

Michael : It's a model house.

Dave Williams : Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. They just empty under the house. Plus, there's a whole lot of blue paint down there.

Michael : And pieces of denim?

Dave Williams : Yeah.

Michael : We've got a guy like that here.

Dave Williams : Well, that's why your living room is sinking. I think the city's going to have to red-tag it.

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth