"Arrested Development" Spring Breakout (TV Episode 2005) - Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth

Michael : Gob, I'm going to need you to sneak Mom out of rehab.

Gob : Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Mom.

Buster : She's better than the whores you date.

Gob : Don't call my escorts whores.

Buster : Mom's still got it!

Gob : I don't date whores!

Lindsay : Stop it, both of you! This objectification of women has got to stop!

Michael : It's just Mom and whores.
Gob : [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille]

Michael : Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing?

Gob : What if she's mad?

Lindsay : Good point.

Tobias Fünke : Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something...

Michael : Guys, what could she do to us?... do we have anything single malt?

Narrator : [thirty minutes later] And although the intervention didn't work...

Michael : We think you have a prollen.

Gob : You're a mesh.

Narrator : ...it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.
Michael : Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with mom.

Gob : I believe I told you I was going to be off for the holidays. It's Spring Break.

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth