Arrested Development (TV Series)

Switch Hitter (2005)

Michael Cera: George-Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• George Michael Bluth : I just came to talk to you about the softball game. We need some girls on the team.

  Michael : It's a league requirement.

  Narrator : One that was difficult to keep, given GOB's behavior in the third inning of last year's game.

  [GOB is running behind one of the female players, slapping her on the behind] 

  Narrator : And in the fifth.

  [One of the female players falls down and GOB lays on top of her] 

  Narrator : Oh, and before the game.

  [GOB pours water over the female players] 

  Michael : We lost our entire outfield and a couple of court cases.

• Michael : What do you think of when you hear the word, "Sudden Valley"?

  George Michael Bluth : Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason I don't want to eat it.

  Michael : Right. But, "Paradise Gardens"?

  George Michael Bluth : Yeah... Okay, I can... I can see marinating a chicken in that.