Arrested Development (TV Series)
For British Eyes Only (2005)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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Lucille Bluth : And guess what else is back?
[Lucille winks]
Michael Bluth : My breakfast?
Lucille Bluth : My friskiness. Mama horny, Michael.
Michael Bluth : No, it's my breakfast. I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet.
Lucille Bluth : Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.
Michael Bluth : Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?
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Michael : [while Lindsay, George Sr., and Lucille are all doing chicken dances] Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
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George Sr. : [talking about his house arrest] You gotta get me out of here.
Michael Bluth : You're the one that said "no" to prison.
George Sr. : I was wrong. There you just had to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have to shut your eyes and give it.
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Michael Bluth : I knew you wouldn't have the guts to go through with the divorce.
Lindsay Funke : You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. And you guys weren't even speaking toward the end.
Michael Bluth : Lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay Funke : Yeah, I've heard your side of it.
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George Sr. : You didn't hear, we lost Andy.
Michael : What? What are you talking about? He didn't like his trailer?
Lindsay Funke : He thought we were making fun of him.
Narrator : [the camera pans over to reveal the log cabin truck] No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.
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Gob : My God. What is this feeling?
Michael Bluth : You know, the feeling that you're, that you're feeling, it's just what many of us call a feeling.
Gob : It's not like envy. Or even hungry.
Michael Bluth : Could it be love?
Gob : I know what an erection feels like, Michael.
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Gob : So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael Bluth : What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
Gob : Hiding FROM a child. Big difference.
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Gob : The illusion is called "Free Bird." A magical bird--me in a beak--stands on a platform. There's a puff of smoke, then I'm gone. Then seconds later, high above in a once-empty cage, who should appear?
Lucille Bluth : A guy that kind of looks like you?
Gob : No... Not how I do the trick. Even if it was, how'd the look-alike get up there?
Michael Bluth : He was hiding behind this mirror here?
Gob : No!