Arrested Development (TV Series)

The One Where They Build a House (2004)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• George Michael : Yeah, Ann loves eggs. Sometimes, she puts mayonnaise in her mouth, then she puts the egg in there and does this

  [Imitates pushing an egg around in his mouth] 

  George Michael : She calls it a "mayonegg!"

  George Michael : [pause] 

  [to Michael] 

  George Michael : Are you ok?

  Michael : I don't feel so good.

• Michael : Get rid of the Seaward.

  Lucille : [stunned]  I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

• Gob : We'll rock-paper-scissors for it.

  Michael : You're not getting a boat.

  Gob : One... two...

  Michael : Not gonna do it.

  Gob : Paper covers rock.

  Michael : Fine, but rock sinks boat.

• Michael : I'm sure Egg is a great person.

  George Michael Bluth : It's... it's Ann.

• Michael : Listen, you know I didn't set you up, okay? And I really think the only reason you and I ever fight is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other.

  Gob : Dad always said that was your fault.