- Moxey: We're planting an herb garden.
- Wayne: Oh, yeah? Well, listen, son. Put me down for a couple of sprigs of the old Bob Hope, I haven't had a decent smoke since I've been out here.
- Barry: Typical, that, isn't it, eh? Here we are, trying to produce life-enhancing vegetation, and all you can think about is mind-destroying drugs.
- Neville Hope: You work every hour that God sends to try and scrape together a few quid, and the only way you can get through the boring bloody weekend in this horrible hut is to blow all the money you've earned.
- Wayne Norris: How's your willpower getting on Moxey? Looks as though it's had enough ridicule to me, son.
- Oz Osborne: Here son, have a smell of that.
- [Oz holds a glass of beer to Moxey's nose]
- Oz Osborne: Breath deeply, son.
- Wayne Norris: He's going, he's going.
- Albert Moxey: I'm sorry Barry, but I could murder a pint.
- Wayne Norris: Get in there, sunbeam. I think that'll be just the one apple juice please, squire.
- Barry Taylor: You know what you are, don't you, Moxey. You're a Judas.
- Oz Osborne: Ahhh, that was the word I was trying to think of tonight.
- Dennis Patterson: Aye well it's the Bible again, see, it's not your strong point, Oz.
- Oz Osborne: I wanted to call Neville that.
- Wayne Norris: What's Neville done to incur your wrath then, eh?
- Oz Osborne: Well he's not here, is he? Three nights running this, you know.
- [Mocks Neville]
- Oz Osborne: "I'm not coming out, I want to go for a walk"
- Dennis Patterson: Look that's because the man is trying to save some money man, Oz.
- Oz Osborne: Eh?
- Dennis Patterson: And considering that's where most of his money goes, that's the best place to make economies.
- Oz Osborne: Aye.
- Dennis Patterson: Personally I admire his willpower, me.
- Oz Osborne: Ah, but what's that gotta do with him not coming out on the drink, eh?
- Herr Ulrich: Oh, one other thing. There are strange happenings at the hut.
- Neville Hope: What sort of happenings?
- Herr Ulrich: A patch of earth has been dug up and cordoned off. Why?
- Dennis Patterson: Oh that, that's just a few of the lads making a little garden for theirselves, you know, trying to brighten the place up a bit, like.
- Herr Ulrich: Oh yes I've heard of this English passion for gardening, but I did not think to see it on a German building site.
- Neville Hope: Well, this is our little home now, Herr Ulrich, we've got to make the best of it.
- Dennis Patterson: Yeah.
- Herr Ulrich: Well, you may continue with your work.
- Neville Hope: Very kind of you.
- Oz Osborne: Kind? He probably thought we were digging a tunnel, man.