Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bureaucrat (1975)
Jack Soo: Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey, where's my sashimi and cream cheese on a bagel?
Murray Grossman : Here, it's called lox.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : The hell it is. We had it before you did.
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey, Wojo, what're we gonna do about lunch from now on?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, we do what we have to do, and then we take the consequences for our actions.
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Murray Grossman : [Murray's deli is reopening] I think you should also know that all prices have been raised a minimum of 83%.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : There goes night racing.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [noticing his sandwich] Look what I found. There's a dead fly in my sandwich. Right in the middle of my egg salad.
Capt. Barney Miller : You sure it's a fly?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : It's a little piece of olive.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Since when do olives have wings?
Det. Phil Fish : When they die and go to heaven.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : You know what I hate?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Prunes?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I hate people that got no respect for the property and rights of other people! That's what I hate.