Barney Miller (TV Series)
Evacuation (1976)
Kenneth Mars: Officer Callahan
Quotes
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Officer Callahan : Well, here's your APBs, Interdepartmental communiques, your directives, your our assorted official garbage. Oh, yeah !
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Officer Callahan : Okay, what's the book say ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : The book don't say nothing about getting people out ! It says to put them down in the subways
Officer Callahan : You can't get no 11 million people in the subways
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You can at 5 o' clock
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Capt. Barney Miller : Hello Callahan , what do we got today ?
Officer Callahan : Ah, the usual... the usual. We got your bulletins, we got your hot sheets. So that's the way it is, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : What way is that ?
Officer Callahan : I mean, we're all sitting ducks , trapped here on the island
Capt. Barney Miller : It's better than the South Bronx
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Officer Callahan : You think you got a future one minute, and the next thing you know, they drop one of those H-bombs on your head, and that's all she wrote. Damn it, I should have bought one of that cabin in Jersey.
Capt. Barney Miller : I wouldn't worry about it Callahan? If we're ground zero, everything from here to Philadelphia goes
Officer Callahan : How far has a guy got to go ?
Det. Ron Harris : Detroit... .
Officer Callahan : Really ?
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah. That's why General Motors picked that place, man. They can't be risking all them cars.