Barney Miller (TV Series)
Hot Dogs (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Phil Fish : My Doctor said I'm obese
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Are you fat ?
Det. Phil Fish : He's entitled to his opinion. I have to lose 15 pounds.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Why don't you get yourself a bicycle, that will take it off
Det. Phil Fish : Bicycles aren't good for you.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What are you talking about ? They are the perfect exercise.
Det. Phil Fish : The seats will ruin you for life. I had a paper route when I was nine.