Barney Miller (TV Series)
Snow Job (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Photos
Quotes
-
[Wojo is putting the store payroll in the safe]
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [looking at safe] What's the combination on this thing? I forgot it again.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : One to the left, two to the right, three to the left, four to the right.
Det. Phil Fish : That's the way to do the Varsity Drag.
-
Det. Phil Fish : Put it over there on the desk
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Barney, wait till you see what we got here. Siegel's Department store hasn't been able to make a deposit for a week, so they asked us to keep their receipts -- keep till morning. I said okay. Is it okay ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojciehowicz, we're working on a half-shift. We can't baby-sit somebody's payroll
Det. Phil Fish : An employee told us that they secretly heard they we're being set-up for a rip-off. They'd like to avoid trouble.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I have never seen so much money in my life. Take a look.
-
Capt. Barney Miller : How much is in there ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Two hundred sixteen thousand four hundred and eighty odd dollars
Capt. Barney Miller : Eighty odd. Aren't you sure ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well, when your loaded. What's a few bucks more or less ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : That is more. Less is what I take home every week
-
Capt. Barney Miller : Somebody put it in the safe ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I got it. I signed for it.
Capt. Barney Miller : All right. Then, It's your responsibility but get at it. We got a lot of work to do.
-
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, you counted it, what's the problem.
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : There's exactly $5000 missing
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : $5000, that's impossible
Capt. Barney Miller : Maybe you ought to count it again
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : I've counted it three times. That right, Pete ?
Pete : That's correct. I've counted it too. It's a bundle short.
Capt. Barney Miller : Fish. Count it. Harris, you watch Fish
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Pete, you watch Harris
-
Capt. Barney Miller : There was a lot of excitement last night. The money could have been misplaced or gotten buried under this official litter
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Have you ever misplaced $5000 before ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Once, in a Monopoly game.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barney, There is nothing in the safe but petty cash
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Oh
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : $16
Capt. Barney Miller : That's for two weeks
-
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, you were standing right there, when I was putting it in the safe
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, you wouldn't let me help you, remember. You said it was all yours
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : You said that ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Figure of speech, Mr Gross. Detective Wojciehowicz probably felt personally responsible for the money.
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : He is personally responsible for the money
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You here that Harris !
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, don't look at me. If I needed extra money, I'd do windows.
-
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I got an interesting question.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, what's that ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Why would a flasher close the door to the bathroom ?