Barney Miller (TV Series)
Thanksgiving Story (1977)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Got it -- A private psychiatric hospital on eight. Three patients escaped
Capt. Barney Miller : Wonderful -- All right, Wojo , you and uh...
Det. Ron Harris : I'll go with him Barney. I'm bored
Capt. Barney Miller : I hope this proves entertaining enough for you
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Let's go Harris.
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, right. You know, as a matter of fact, I feel restricted by this whole continent. I think, what I got to do -- I got... I got to go abroad
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You got to get one.
Det. Ron Harris : How provincial !
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : And Barn, this is Nurse Krewson and Mr. Brewer, they were on duty when the patient escaped.
Dr. Engels : Don't say escaped... not escaped... say "wondered off", after all we're not a prison or anything like that.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Three of them "wondered off" after locking these two in the closet.
Capt. Barney Miller : You weren't hurt, were you ?
Kenny Brewer : They never touched us. We were all ready in there
Nurse Krewson : We were checking the inventory. They locked us in the closet
Capt. Barney Miller : I see. Harris, you want to get a statement from Miss Krewson and... uh, Mr. Brewer
Det. Ron Harris : All right, Miss Krewson, come on...
Capt. Barney Miller : Doctor, if you'll have a seat over here.
Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, I think I'll be going
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah...
Inspector Frank Luger : Downstairs... just for a minute, I want to wish the uniforms a happy and active Thanksgiving. Just wanted you to know where I'll be in cin case you change your mind...