Barney Miller (TV Series)
Thanksgiving Story (1977)
George Skaff: Dr. Engels
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Barney, this is Doctor Engels, he is the head shrink at the hospital
Capt. Barney Miller : Harris
Det. Ron Harris : Oh... Hey, Barn. That's the way he refers to himself... huh!
Dr. Engels : Well, in an atmosphere such as ours, it helps to relax the patients. You see, humor is useful in treating neurosis, all kinds of neurosis as is medicine, as in environment...
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : And Barn, this is Nurse Krewson and Mr. Brewer, they were on duty when the patient escaped.
Dr. Engels : Don't say escaped... not escaped... say "wondered off", after all we're not a prison or anything like that.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Three of them "wondered off" after locking these two in the closet.
Capt. Barney Miller : You weren't hurt, were you ?
Kenny Brewer : They never touched us. We were all ready in there
Nurse Krewson : We were checking the inventory. They locked us in the closet
Capt. Barney Miller : I see. Harris, you want to get a statement from Miss Krewson and... uh, Mr. Brewer
Det. Ron Harris : All right, Miss Krewson, come on...
Capt. Barney Miller : Doctor, if you'll have a seat over here.
Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, I think I'll be going
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah...
Inspector Frank Luger : Downstairs... just for a minute, I want to wish the uniforms a happy and active Thanksgiving. Just wanted you to know where I'll be in cin case you change your mind...
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Dr. Engels : It's your responsibility as a professional nurse !
Nurse Krewson : I can not be everywhere at once, Doctor Engels !
Dr. Engels : Everywhere no, somewhere yes ! I presume, you can be somewhere at once, Miss Krewson.
Nurse Krewson : There are not enough nurses for god sakes. Are there enough nurses ?