Batman (TV Series)

A Riddling Controversy (1967)

Adam West: Batman

Quotes 

• Telegram delivery boy : Someone here called Batman?

  Batman : Yes, I'm Batman.

  Telegram delivery boy : Telegram.

• Batman : [on Batmobile Batphone]  Commissioner?

  Commissioner Gordon : [on Batphone in his office]  Yes, Batman?

  Batman : Could you arrange for the immediate delivery of four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite to the Batcopter? I'll explain later.

  Commissioner Gordon : Consider it done.

• Batman : As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.

  Riddler : Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!

  Across : They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!

  Down : Or demised, departed and dead.

  Riddler : How... how did they survive?

  Robin : Right was on our side, that's how!

• Robin : What are we going to do with four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite, Batman?

  Batman : Checkmate Riddler! Hopefully.

• Batman : [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist]  Nice catch, Chief.

  Anna Gram : Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!

  Chief O'Hara : [struggling to keep a hold on her]  I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!

  Robin : She's the only one still kicking.

  [and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]