Batman (TV Series)

Batman Stands Pat (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : How could I have been so stupid?

  Robin : All in all, Batman, you've been pretty busy.

• Batman : Twelve hats, twelve people. But why, Robin? What comes in twelves?

  Robin : Donuts! Ehm, horsepower? Eh, amendments? Mile limits? Noon, midnight?

• [last lines] 

  Dick : What's wrong, Bruce?

  Bruce : It's funny, I... when I came in here I could swear I was wearing a hat.

• Lisa : Sorry I'm late, Jervis, but I needed a pedicure.

  Robin : The girl from Magda's!

  Batman : Up to her pretty neck in evil.

  Mad Hatter : You're just in time. Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment I usually reserve for rabbits, muskrats and beavers.

  Lisa : Jervis, how droll! Do get on with it though, then perhaps you can take me for a bite to eat.

• Mad Hatter : And now, Caped Crusader, you will take off your cowl and hand it over. Then you will sit for your photograph for all the world to see. After that, I will take you on a personally conducted tour of my hat factory.

  Batman : I'll have to be dead before you get my cowl.

  Mad Hatter : Then we'll start with the hat factory. Straight ahead, please.