- Dick Grayson: [Mr. Freeze has crashed the poolside reception for the Bruce Wayne Foundation] Let's get him, quick.
- Bruce Wayne: [reminding his youthful ward they are not wearing their crime fighting costumes] Patience... Dick Grayson.
- Chief O'Hara: It seems a pity on a day like this to call out the Caped Crusader.
- Commissioner Gordon: Fair weather or foul, dog days or a monsoon, who else can we call in such a crisis?
- [removes cakeholder from the Bat-phone]
- Commissioner Gordon: And who else will answer?
- Commissioner Gordon: [Commissioner Gordon's office in under attack by Mister Freeze while the Commissioner is calling Batman] H... help!
- Alfred: [on other line, completely unperturbed] Naturally, sir.
- Mr. Freeze: So the Caped Crusaders have come to the rescue after all. That means the newspaper reporters won't be far behind. Wild...
- Batman: Yes, Alfred?
- Alfred: Knowing first things come first, sir, I waited until the last possible moment before interrupting your imporant computations, but, eh, the guests will be arriving shortly.
- Batman: Guests?
- Alfred: Yes sir, the poolside reception this evening. For the Bruce Wayne Foundation.
- Robin: Holy tuxedo. If we're late, Aunt Harriet will kill us!
- Robin: Gosh, Batman, dig those flavors:
- [reads list as his mouth starts to water]
- Robin: Lemon lime, orange, raspberry, pineapple...
- Mr. Freeze: Take your choice, Boy Wonder. Haven't you read the newspapers, Batman, haven't you heard the stories? The public is fickle. You are no longer the great hero of Gotham City. And soon, very soon you'll be hated, despised like me. Wild!
- [laughs the laugh of an evil genius]
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Can zis... eh, I mean this... be happening? Batman being made into a pineapple Frosty Freezie? And Robin into a lime one? Has the diabolical Mr. Freeze out-witted the Dynamic Duo after all? With some fancy ice-work? Hope for a miracle, and stay frozen in your seats! Until tomorrow - same time, same channel!
- Police Sergeant: It's terrible. I'm afraid they... died an icy death by now.
- Batman: A negative view point sergeant, man has nothing without hope.
- Bruce Wayne: [Bruce Wayne is being robbed at his own pool-side party and unable to slip way to become Batman] Don't fight it, Aunt Harriet. One day these men will get their just deserts.
- Aunt Harriet Cooper: [disgruntled] Oh!
- Dick Grayson: You said it, Aunt Harriet!