- Robin: Holy iceberg! We can expect a crimewave.
- Batman: No, Robin, a cold wave. Of terror.
- Commissioner Gordon: How?
- Chief O'Hara: Where will he strike first?
- Batman: That's for him to plot and us to guess.
- Robin: We'll use our Anti-Crime-Computer in the Batcave
- Mr. Freeze: I am sorry, Batman. I wanted to toy with you a little longer. But, das is the way the Ice-cube crumbles.
- Batman: Poor devil. Forced to live in an air-conditioned suit that keeps his body temperature down to fifty degrees below zero. No wonder his mind is warped.
- Chief O'Hara: Look at these patrol car reports! He's been spotted uptown, downtown, East Side, West Side, and every officer wants to know: "What's the trouble? What's Batman doing in my territory?"