Batman (TV Series)

The Penguin Declines (1967)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Robin : Holy human pearls, Batman!

  Batman : Correction, Robin. Pearls come from oysters. You came out of that giant clam!

  Robin : Oh, I sure did, but how did you get me out?

  Venus : He pried the clam open with his bare hands, and then he unchained me.

• Robin : Holy gambles, Batman. What if they had opened the trunk on the way here?

  Batman : They couldn't have, Robin. I had the emergency bat-trunk lock on during the trip.

• Bruce Wayne : Don't listen to idle rumors, Aunt Harriet.

  Mrs. Cooper : Oh, I know I shouldn't, but someone told me that both the Joker and the Penguin were after Batman, and Robin almost got eaten alive by a giant clam!

  Dick Grayson : How could one little clam eat a boy his size?

  Mrs. Cooper : It does sound a little far-fetched, doesn't it?

  Alfred : Dinner is served.

  Alfred : About time, Alfred. What are we having?

  Alfred : We begin with your favorite, Master Dick - clam chowder.

  Mrs. Cooper : Clam chowder? Isn't that a coincidence?

  [Dick has a choked-up expression] 

  Bruce Wayne : Chin-up, old chum. It's one way of getting even.

• Venus : [Upon beholding the Batcave]  Oh, it's fabulous!

  Batman : It's a place to hang our cowls.